Leon Schuster or "Schuks Tshabalala� and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include �Heinz� from Germany, "Yoti� from Greece, "Jean-Pierre� from France, "Koert� from The Netherlands, "Rajin� from India, "Maggie� from Ireland and "Xing Xang� from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.